How to be a Winning Donkey

Brian Bogan gave me a whole CD of pictures taken at the Donkey Basketball Game.

I couldn't resist:

How to be a Winning Donkey

in 2 Easy Lessons

Rule #1.

Even if you think you're the most handsome dude donkey there is, remember that it's not YOU they're taking pictures of, and ........

............ never ever try to be cuter than a pretty girl!


Rule #2. There are several ways to lose points with the audience:



Lying down on the job is one ......



... and behaving like a jackass is another!



(Oh, oh! The ref does NOT look happy!)



See how much more popular you can be if you just go along with the act?



Sometimes that's hard, because you don't know if your rider is trying to stay on or get off.....



but just be patient and and make it look as if they're in charge!


That's the way!


Well done!

For extra points, let the rider steer you around so he can show off!



This can be really fun because the audience will cheer ......

and your rider will want to ride faster and faster!

So - you see - if you play the game by their rules, you'll really end up being the winner!

At the end of the show, the children will all make a big fuss over you and want to take you home with them and maybe you'll even get a chance to apply for a job with the DPW!

The End